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[–] [email protected] 268 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Water actually has shitty electrical conductivity.

[–] Stillwater 172 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] Zuriz 91 points 2 weeks ago

Username checks out

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

But then the conductivity perishes as the salt is being spent. Just add more salt, then?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Just curious, have you watched the show with the same name as your account?

I guess it’s for kids to help them deal with trauma. I downloaded it due to super high ratings, but I haven’t watched it yet (and might not; I don’t have or want kids, but I like having good stuff for friends with them)

[–] Stillwater 4 points 2 weeks ago

Never heard of it, but I'll check it out

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[–] [email protected] 133 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pure water isn't a good electrical conductor.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Your face isnt a good electrical conductor

[–] [email protected] 86 points 2 weeks ago

Better than pure water for sure.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It actually is. Do you even nerd, bro?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Everyone that ingested it has died. Concidence?

#dihydrogenMonoxideIsCancer #sayNoToH2O

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This is false. the correct number is approximately 93%.
About 7% of everyone who ever lived is still alive.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I drank water once and now I'm dying.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Still, you're doing remarkably well for only having drunk water once.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

I drank it twice. But I also drank it once.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

dying of thirst?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

they all are chronically ill, they will die, just in some time

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

it's got a higher pH than any other acid!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

especially if it is ultrapure water.

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[–] ryedaft 54 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dissolves everything? Hydrophobic and halogenated compounds would like to have a word.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago

you are not adding enough water, add more

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

If you think water is incompressible, you’re not trying hard enough.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I can't see the thing matching your description.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The problem with water is it's heavy af. We need a light water.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

Best I got is heavy water….

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Only 60 calories!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Fat free water

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Idk, have been statistically proven that everyone who come into touch with that material end up dying.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fun fact, there are materials that dissolve better in fatty acids than water. For example, Menthol crystals extracted from Mint Oils will readily dissolve in other oils but is very picky about its water.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

Polar vs. non-polar

[–] traches 14 points 2 weeks ago

universal solvent

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Along with the people pointing out conductivity.

Who says water is not compressible? Takes a lot of energy, but the big bang didn't happen in a sea of water.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

My oceanography textbook said so. You'd think the ocean people knew about water. Must be more propaganda from big compress to sell more compression.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

most solids and liquids are practically incompressible (when comparing with gasses). there is a relationship between bulk compressibility, shear stress and youngs modulus for solids, which can be extended for liquids. It does not work for gasses

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Be water my friend.

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