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[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He deserves a glamour shot a lot more than most of the people who get one.

[–] DasFaultier 15 points 1 week ago

Fuck yeah, ATCs are heroes in my book.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He looks like he should be holding a Dos Equis and talking about what he doesn't always do.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

Real men get plastered, then show up to work to juggle 50 objects in the air and nobody says thanks you or sees their face.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 week ago

This is what happens when Vogue Magazine is the last bastion of credible journalism in America.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

"During the day I concern myself with aircraft tail numbers and flight plans. At night at, da club, I'm only concerned with tail"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I trust this man and his powerful magicks.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Well, he does control massive, fast-moving, flying objects with nothing but the sound of his voice. Also: has had the fate of countless people in his hands, practically on a regular basis. He is indeed quite powerful.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

For sure, I've got legit respect for him. Both for his vocation and his sick sense of style.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

In the 40k universe this man is a literal Astropath. Navigation Wizard.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I'm sure he speaks like Matt Berry "hello flight XY1234, be warned that you're flying tremenDOUSly towards a huMONgous airplane. AAAAH! Please avert collision, yes?"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Now, he's speaking out? Now.

Mofugga looks like he never shuts up. Hell, his beard's screaming enough for the damn room.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

In the control tower we're all fam

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Having watched the interview, his personality matches his look.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

There are no midair collisions. There is only Balenciaga.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

So why is Leisure Suit Larry here sporting a Merica pin? Is he also running for Congress?