this post was submitted on 29 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Well, he does control massive, fast-moving, flying objects with nothing but the sound of his voice. Also: has had the fate of countless people in his hands, practically on a regular basis. He is indeed quite powerful.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

In the 40k universe this man is a literal Astropath. Navigation Wizard.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

I'm sure he speaks like Matt Berry "hello flight XY1234, be warned that you're flying tremenDOUSly towards a huMONgous airplane. AAAAH! Please avert collision, yes?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

For sure, I've got legit respect for him. Both for his vocation and his sick sense of style.