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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

We've seen functional programming, now get ready for dysfunctional programming

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Isn't that just unstructured programming?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

AKA whenever I write something in a strictly functional-only language and think I'm ready but I'm just way too used to object oriented to get it.

[–] loaf 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Not my old ass over here cheering for functional coding… nope…

… but yep.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Love functional coding. Depending on the use case it works really well.

Wonder what return based is, sounds similar to functional.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Less of a paradigm but a way to write exploits but still more of a paradigm than vibe coding. It basically means "hey I can buffer overflow over the return address, let's treat the program's code as a VM to do what I want".

[–] loaf 1 points 5 days ago

Wow, I never even knew about ROP until today. I feel kind of silly 😅

This is interesting, but I don’t think I could find a genuine use-case for it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

At first I thought "vibe-coding" was just writing code that felt useful at the time without having like design documents or a formal plan. Literally just coding based on vibes. And I thought it was nice that they finally recognized the way I have been writing code for the past ten years when all my bosses and managers haven't.

Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be what it actually is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

vibe coding (derogative)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Teletubbies.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Tech and Ai bros.