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And that’s basically it!
And apartment dwellers who share a bathroom, don't worry — Throne's for you too. "Just set up individual profiles in our app," the startup's website advises, "and thanks to Bluetooth, Throne knows exactly who's who."
They gotta set up an emergency fund for people to get new housing if their roommate brings one of these things home
The job AI deserves, to be sure.
Oh no. I'm not having an AI camera send someone pictures of my poop.
I already get in enough trouble doing this with my own camera.
I know a guy that'll do this for free!
Isn't that what Reddit does already?
This doesn't require a poop knife.
AI and turds are redundant, btw.
Drink more water and eat more fiber. That's it.
We’re going to the Island!
OMG first thing I thought was great, now I won't get bacon
Finally, an AI for scat fetishists. Just what the world needed.
Only 6.98 DOGE per month too!
What a coincidence, I just watched the Scrubs episode with the Dr Toilet running gag.
I thought Withings already sold something that did that
But it's piss
And it's not out yet
what happens if you put a load of your own fresh spoog on each and every fresh experience?
Power
Fuck outta here.