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[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

Concentrated sun energy sinks

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

theres also a definition of a what a tree in the sense , its develops wood, many things are tree like, but not trees: such as palms(just overgrown herbs), dracaena( aka cabbage tree, they have something dracenoid thickining.) extinct plants like giant lycophytes and ferns

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I always liked the idea of being a tree like life form.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 18 hours ago

Imagine looking down at a bunch of cute little things crawling all over you for hundreds of years and then one day one of them shows up with an axe

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[–] TacoButtPlug 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wasn't ready for how weird this comment section turned out to be...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Based on your username, you should be used to weird shit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Well, I'm just a product of my environment.

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There are fern trees, conifer trees, and flowering trees. Where are my moss trees?

[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 days ago (10 children)

I'm a billion years, crabs will start turning into trees and trees into crabs. merging into the ubercreature

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm a billion years

Damn. You look good for your age.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd argue, but I agree. I don't need to know how they look, if they're a billion years and capable of communicating, whatever state they're in looks good. Even if its a fungus posessed rot monster.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

I wish, I'm only a crab, trying to become a tree

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

Also cool that for a period of like 60 million years, nothing decomposed dead trees. As they would die or fall over, they'd just stay there, piling up. This is where most oil came from. The massive amounts of trees stacking up before bacteria and fungus evolved to decomposed them. Imagine 60 million years worth of trees just lying around.

*Thought I'd add an edit, since this post got quite a few eyes on it: It was mostly coal that all those trees turned into. Not oil.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

I thought that was coal

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Mushrooms are the great undertaker, the great decomposer. The Langoliers. They are just waiting to eat you, and they're happy to share their fruits in the meantime. They're fattening you up. They can wait.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I imagine dead trees were flammable, even back then. And oxygen levels were 15% higher. Can you imagine the forest fires?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fire wasn't invented back then

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

And after it was invented, it was only in black and white until the 1950s

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Didn't those trees become coal, not oil?

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

Same for roots, btw, just earlier.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I think palm trees are a kind of grass

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[–] sun_is_ra 166 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Had to look it up because I didnt beleive

sure enough its correct

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree

[–] [email protected] 128 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Something poetic and quaint about a link to a Wikipedia article titled "Tree"

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 days ago (4 children)

So that's why every stargate planet looks like Canada

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

That and every Stargate planet is Vancouver

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

here’s a cool blog post that expands on this There’s no such thing as a tree (phylogenetically)

i didn’t even put it in a bookmark folder, it’s just loose on my bookmark bar because it’s such an interesting post that i reread from time to time

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