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theres also a definition of a what a tree in the sense , its develops wood, many things are tree like, but not trees: such as palms(just overgrown herbs), dracaena( aka cabbage tree, they have something dracenoid thickining.) extinct plants like giant lycophytes and ferns
I always liked the idea of being a tree like life form.
Imagine looking down at a bunch of cute little things crawling all over you for hundreds of years and then one day one of them shows up with an axe
I wasn't ready for how weird this comment section turned out to be...
Based on your username, you should be used to weird shit.
Well, I'm just a product of my environment.
There are fern trees, conifer trees, and flowering trees. Where are my moss trees?
Except clubmoss isn't moss iirc? They're vascular and more of a fern than moss.
Shhhh hahaha
I'm a billion years, crabs will start turning into trees and trees into crabs. merging into the ubercreature
I'm a billion years
Damn. You look good for your age.
I'd argue, but I agree. I don't need to know how they look, if they're a billion years and capable of communicating, whatever state they're in looks good. Even if its a fungus posessed rot monster.
Like a tree, for example.
I wish, I'm only a crab, trying to become a tree
Also cool that for a period of like 60 million years, nothing decomposed dead trees. As they would die or fall over, they'd just stay there, piling up. This is where most oil came from. The massive amounts of trees stacking up before bacteria and fungus evolved to decomposed them. Imagine 60 million years worth of trees just lying around.
*Thought I'd add an edit, since this post got quite a few eyes on it: It was mostly coal that all those trees turned into. Not oil.
I thought that was coal
Mushrooms are the great undertaker, the great decomposer. The Langoliers. They are just waiting to eat you, and they're happy to share their fruits in the meantime. They're fattening you up. They can wait.
I imagine dead trees were flammable, even back then. And oxygen levels were 15% higher. Can you imagine the forest fires?
Fire wasn't invented back then
And after it was invented, it was only in black and white until the 1950s
Same for roots, btw, just earlier.
I think palm trees are a kind of grass
So is corn
And banana
And bamboo
Had to look it up because I didnt beleive
sure enough its correct
Something poetic and quaint about a link to a Wikipedia article titled "Tree"
So that's why every stargate planet looks like Canada
That and every Stargate planet is Vancouver
here’s a cool blog post that expands on this There’s no such thing as a tree (phylogenetically)
i didn’t even put it in a bookmark folder, it’s just loose on my bookmark bar because it’s such an interesting post that i reread from time to time