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Fuck this guy and his farm.
this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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Sounds like he just incriminated himself from his own illegal business practices, lock him up!
Leopards! Leopards!
Nom Nom Nom!
Eat their noses
Bite their toeses
Nom Nom Nom!
Gooooo, LEOPARDS!
What was wrong with the border? The farmer is a racist or a sheep. Sounds like both.
Fixing the border... You mean... The thing that statistics clearly show was being fixed by the Democrats?
The leopards were supposed to eat everybody else's face only.
At least you guys are getting a parade for his birthday. That should be fun.
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Yeah, that's too bad. ANYWAY . . .
Boo fuckin hoo.
You also voted to milk cows alone at 4 a.m. you lazy mouth-breathing imbeciles. Enjoy.
Or, you know, they could offer good wages and benefits to attract legal workers and charge enough for the milk to cover their costs. I'm lactose intolerant anyway, I don't care if milk and cheese become a little more expensive. But I know, my idea is crazy.
What's interesting in watching all this unfold is the revelation to us all just how unsustainable a lot of this is.
I'm doing ok, saved a bunch ahead of this dumpster fire bc I was afraid it'd happen. But it's weird watching people suffer at their own self-inflicted consequences.
I want to help, but... 🤷
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Not a shred of simpathy from me. Now milk faster. Papa needs his cereal in the morning.
And the drugs is still happening anyway and those gangbangers were locals anyways so yeah, congratulations 🎉
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remember when humans were free of intoxicants and violence ?
the good old-never-fucken-happened days.
These dipshits got screwed during his last term. They couldn't have had a better example of exactly what he was going to do.
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May you have the life you voted for.
So did this Make America Great Again?
This is the kind of thing that made me realise how much a urban being I am.
The way, I'm imagining a farmer, at least the one with milk farm is a guy waking before the sun because he must milk the cows at 4 a.m.
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Ah yes, making America Great Again. By bringing us back to a time period in which everyone in the household worked on the farm. Kids didn't go to school during planting and harvesting. Ditto for milking season. Better pump out six kids so you can have farm hands!
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Sometimes it feels like being happy that Trumpers are suffering is like cheering when a disease dies with the host. It's a momentary happiness that the Balrog fell... milliseconds before you realize it's pulling you down with it.
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I wanted a new piercing but now I have a hole in my body with a piece of metal in it and am out $100. How could this go so wrong‽