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[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 minutes ago (1 children)

What's the difference between an application and a program?

[–] blockheadjt 1 points 8 minutes ago

Historically, an app is something with very limited uses, and a program is more powerful.

Adobe PhotoShop is a program. Apple Photos is an app.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 44 minutes ago

The meme is good and all, but seeing it makes me feel irrationally annoyed because the first place I saw it was a rascist pleroma (fediverse software; mastodon but rasict) instance that had it embedded in the frontend. This just reminds me of it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I powered on my computer, my app started, which started my main app, which started my essential apps, which started my app that I use to open my other app, which I use to go to my other app that I use to watch other apps being used by otgher people.

You will get an invisible candy if you can correctly decode this.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 28 minutes ago* (last edited 27 minutes ago)

I'll bite: I powered on my computer. My bios started which started my init process, which started my daemons, which started my login manager (maybe slim), which started my DE (maybe gnome), which I use to go to my browser in order to watch other people stream video games.

I'm dicey on what the browser is being used for - maybe security software? - but I feel like it's plausible.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

It's worse if you have ever worked in food service. "App" is short for "appetizer".

::cries in very specific form of confusion::

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Double plus good!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

I miss when game had content patches instead of dlc

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago

They trying the Algorithm to AI nowdays.

[–] Grandwolf319 32 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Yes but imo patch is now update

[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago

Patch is now Paid DLC

[–] [email protected] 148 points 1 day ago (21 children)

I also hate the way "algorithm" has taken over the public consciousness. You can find people unironically saying "I don't want any algorithm in my social media feed", which is a nonsensical statement.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

If you walk with algorithm, you won't attract the worm.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Holy shit, I just realized that's a dune reference.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I was actually referencing Fatboy Slim referencing Dune.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, that's what I meant. I've listened to that song countless times, and just now realized it's a dune reference.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

I guess Bootsy Collins was wrong ... sometimes you do learn.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I think it's the same concept as when people say that they don't want any chemicals in their food. You know what they mean, but in a technical sense the statement is nonsensical.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

Something, something, dihydrogen monoxide, something.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 day ago (8 children)

People are onto something though - there's been a noticeable shift from social media just showing you your feed in a chronological manner to it showing you personally tailored content that shuffles on each refresh and aims to hook you into endless doomscrolling. I understand perfectly well what's an algorithm, but good luck explaining to people that it's not that specific thing.

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[–] fibojoly 35 points 1 day ago (9 children)

What I hate even more, is that the morons who can't read more than two syllables decided to shorten "application" to "app", but now I only ever hear people reading that as "ay pee pee"! What was the fucking point?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

I've literally never heard anyone call it A.P.P. (and I mean that literally literally, not figuratively literally)

Is this a specific cultural thing? A generational thing? Geography based slang? Why would anyone do this.

[–] fibojoly 2 points 2 hours ago

I might be biased from speaking with so many Chinese people. Who I can forgive not knowing the origin of the abbreviation. Still pisses me off to no end D:<

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

It's an idiot thing is what it is

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago

This, 100% It's like how people started saying "PC" because personal computer was too long for them, but now I exclusively hear people taking up to a minute on each letter! (peeeeeeee-seeeeeeee)

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[–] [email protected] 200 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Then: Books, Movies, Videos, Blogs, Articles Now: C O N T E N T

[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Man, I hate the word content.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 day ago

I’m content with it

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[–] someacnt 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The script is compiled to a program which is then executed by the OS.

->

The app is appified to an app which is then apped by the app.

Damnit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

Why use many word?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

The word app has been around forever, first appearing in the 1970s (according to some dictionaries I just googled). Pendulum swung towards “programs” and we have since swung back to the correct term.

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