cats

Where is the doomscrolling phone cat?

Coding Cat

I'm anxiety barfing on the rug cat.

I must be a dog

Top 3 all at once

How about the cat that goes out to meet other cat friends?

The top row, simultaneously

Binge watching gaming cat.

Where is "sleeping 60 hours cat"?

Knitting, laundry, and gaming cat

¿Porque no dos?

Whole top row plus laundry.

Laundry, drinking, and gaming. In that order with a side of the Monday scaries that fully kick in on a Sunday afternoon.

#3, Last night my cat challenged me a drinking contest by lapping up my shot of whiskey that I had out.

I'm pleased to report I DESTOYED that motherfucker, drinking 11 shots to his 3.

This morning, he's yakked on the floor and is prancing about while I'm nursing a monster hangover, the smug little asshat

Is there a ‘chores cat’?

Binge watching, gaming, knitting cat.

The "staring outside the window at the birds looking as if you have an existential crisis" Cat

I mean, if my cat had more braincells, her face would look like she was staring at the birds all the time (a catistential crisis)

Damn, I wish I was just a cat, being a human is so much sadness

Where is the getting your chores done cause you don’t really have any other opportunity cat?

I should be a reading cat. I will probably be a binge watching cat, while wishing I was the gaming cat.

Drinking, laundry & binge watching. Naturally.

Reading cat. Hyperion by Dan Simmons is sooooo good

Mine would be an oxymoron: working cat.

A combination of the top 3

Laundry, drinking (tea), gaming cat.

The one that has a kitten to take care of all day.

Gaming, reading, and (rarely, when folks visit) drinking!

Sleeping cat? :⁠-⁠\

The feeling like there is something I need to do before relaxing but not knowing what that is cat.

There's no swimming or activism cat.

It'd be nice to have "home improvement" cat and "incremental progres on a long-term project" cat

are or want to be. most weekends im the not getting enough caught up on cat often due to blowing stuff off by watching stuff or playing games or just lazying around.

Lol. I'm the whole left and middle sides.

Knitting cat, binge-watching cat (cause you need something to do while knitting) and, sadly, laundry cat because I’m an adult and no one will do it for me.