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[–] [email protected] 97 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I just put it back in the box when I'm done

I have a stack of boxes in the closet, because I might need them someday

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Yupppp; same here.

I think the Librem 5 (may've been another phone) came with a hole to attach to a keychain so it's the only one that I constantly have on me solely because someone thought to design for it.

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 6 days ago (2 children)

not whether you have it – it’s whether you know where it is

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

I usually flip it to justify excessive organization: “if you can’t find it when you need it, you don’t actually own it.”

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

"Looks like you lost your sim tray ejector"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

My kit:

I generally prefer the clear toothpick - easier to hold, came with a designer cupcake once (and I keep the flag on it because it's otherwise easy to lose a clear toothpick), generally better if the button is deeply recessed.

The paperclip phone tool is kept on the keychain between the USB micro card reader and the wallet sized SD card holder

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Raz keeps track of mine

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

I have the whole box. Because you know, it might be needed sometime :P

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

I have like four or five of these.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I need them for work so I got a fancy keychain one

[–] tomatoely 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Question: Is using paperclips a worse alternative? I've found them useful for those sim pinholes but im not entirely sure if its good practice

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

It’s just a piece of metal that you use to push in another piece of metal, the same as the sim tool. They don’t cause any damage and are fine to use.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Paperclips are just fine, they're just not as ergonomic / easy to hold while pushing

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Or, you know, a hoarding problem…

[–] emergencyfood 4 points 5 days ago

Excuse me, what do you mean, 'problem'?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Just keep it in the box the phone came in with all the warranty documentation. I've never lost one of these

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Yes, in my drawer of miscellaneous tiny things, next to pens, tiny screwdrivers, and a few old microsd cards.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

it's within my phone's protection case, so i do have it right now. Also, anecdote, a random stranger on a bus was switching sim cards, and asked me if I have the tool, which I indeed I had!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago

It's good to finally get some recognition!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I keep one in my wallet along with a safety pin, hairpin, hair tie, and a twist key from an old fashioned roll top anchovy tin.

Any one of these things have come in handy a surprising number of times.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I taped mine inside the cell phone case.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

I have one in my wallet - just in case someone wants to steal my phone and I somehow have time to remove my SIM and SD before they take it.. optimistic I know

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Yes, I keep them in the box.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

or a hoarder

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

I have the ifixit screwdriver kit and one of the bits is a Sim card ejector. Does it count ?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

I found a pencil holder I had in the 1990s. It has these little drawers for erasers and stuff. I was like "oh cool, I can fill the rest of these with my SD cards and USB sticks."

So, while cleaning my desk looking for those, I found one of these. I was like "I'm pretty sure I had at least 2 of these." ...I found three.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

tied it around my keychain because SIMs are still much more handy than esim. Phone service where I live charge a fuck ton of money everytime you re register with the QR.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Oh I for sure still have at least 10. But finding them when I need them is a whole other story

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I keep one on my key ring, never know when you need to pop in a burner sim.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

If you’re using a burner SIM in your regular phone then it’s not really a burner SIM.

Fine if you’re just using it to hide your phone number companies, but if you’re hiding from the authorities then it’s the devices IMEI which is going to sell you out I’m afraid.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

I open so many tablets and shit at my work I have preferences on form. Samsung has the worst ones.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

How about just messy? Occasionally I still find them laying around

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I keep it in my keychain, save the back up ones in the junk drawer.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I have one in my wallet and one on my keychain.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Yeah. I have a Nintendo DS game box (still with the original game) where I keep such tiny things. Including various SD card adapters.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I have one in my wallet - they are quite handy for cleaning lint out when the phone charging port inevitably collects enough to be annoying.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I bought a bag of 20, stash them all over the place.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I am the distributor of cell phones where I work. I have a box of these. They’re also useful to reset UniFi and other networking equipment.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Like seven a drawer somewhere. I don't know where though

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

smug look of superiority

Ah Fairphone 5 life

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I threw all of those away. I have paper clips, and those eject holes are intentionally designed to be the width of a bent paper clip.

Those things are just a less useful paper clip.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

I still have like eight of those. I bought some smart devices a while ago that all had them for the reset hole, so I’m stocked up for life.

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