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[–] [email protected] 67 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I had a survey from them where I answered that dropping HBO from their branding was the second stupidest fucking decision they've made since Zaslav became CEO. Second only to removing legacy content and canning complete movies for tax purposes. That was maybe a month and change ago.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 days ago

Nice. You did it!!!

[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Inb4 it turns just to HBO and then a nameless entity. It has no name. It just exists. Like death.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

The streaming service formerly known as...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A streaming service has no name.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

That's the Disney Channel (death of a career)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago

The original change dropping HBO was one of the stupidest branding changes I've ever seen (and there's a lot of competition). To be honest, they'd be better off dropping the Max part instead.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Logo designers without much talent not originality must make a living, too.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Don't forget... people got paid huge amounts to make these decisions 🙄

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And paid huge amounts to pay for the marketing materials for the change. All when most people still called it HBO

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

It's not about the destination, it's about all the managers who got bonuses along the way!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

subscribed to Max

found zero Max Verstappen race wins

cancelled

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Ah, I almost forgot it was officially called Max, they kept the brand 'HBO Max' here. During the rebrand they found out we already had a public broadcaster called 'Omroep MAX', which is often shortened to just MAX in the names of their programs. Trying to claim that name would probably have not gone well for HBO.

[–] AwesomeLowlander 8 points 5 days ago

HBO Sometimes Max

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Your detransition is very valid nyah

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Probably because "Max" sounds more like streaming service for cinemax than HBO. Just bad branding and arguably opens them up to copyright suit.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Are they also renaming their plans? Can't wait to sign up to HBO Max Max

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

somehow

I mean, it's pretty straightforward...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Why the fuck do they keep changing the name? What happened to HBO Go?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

No, HBO go go.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

subbed a long time ago on a cable deal. play a few movies to death on rotation. no thanks. i could rent what i wanted to see for less

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

I was wondering why the HBO Dwight Schrute meme was making the rounds again. I swear this is the corporate equivalent of changing your pronouns every month.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

That's like apple putting out a new same sized phone with no new options, but a different model number.

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