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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Welp.

Never seen squirrels fucking before.

... how odd is it that I've never seen squirrels copulating, either in media or irl...

...but I have actually seen two Bald Eagles in their falling-death-embrace thing, in person, through binoculars?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Eyyyy nice pasta, wanna sex about it? -Squirrel shooting his shot.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Hah, you think these nuts are somethin'?

...Come back to my place and I'll show you my stash...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pretty sure the right pic is two dudes throwing down. Meh, maybe it's some struggle fucking. I ain't judging.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, struggle fuck is literally just doublespeak for actual rape, not rough sex, so maybe you should.

Squirrel sexual violence is no laughing matter.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Disagreed. Say rape it that's what is meant. Struggle fucking is rape play, and not even necessarily rough, weird as that sounds.

OTOH, I can see it being used as a euphemism. Never read it in that context though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Upvoted for wholesome squirrel sex

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

This looks like they started eating pasta and then started fighting to death over future pasta-rights

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait so they don't do it from behind?

Damnn squirrels getting freaky and shit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Oh yes they do it from behind, I sometimes see them on the trees around here getting it on.