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[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

issuing correction on previous post you don't under any circumstances have to hand it to hitler

[–] untakenusername 15 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

The birthday celebration wasn't a crime ("a website run by the Neo-Nazi group described the event as a celebration of the 136th birthday of Uncle A") but associated activities are, such as possessing explosives.

WTF 😭

these people are actually insane, not only were they celebrating one of the most evil people ever, they brought fucking explosives with them

celebrating Hitler shouldn't be legal either

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Too bad we didn't get a Darwin award out of it...

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is literally what happens when you let a nazi drink at your bar.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

No, no. They were "tricked" into letting nazis hold up a flag and take pictures at the bar and they didn't know until the next day....

I give it 6-12 months before that place reopens under new management. Because this damage control by the owners probably wont work.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

Next time celebrate the birthday of Napoleon (same day)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

I'm sure they they are incredibly saddened (that the rest of the world is Nazi)