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Raccoon caught with crack pipe (www.telegraph.co.uk)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Just a quick puff to sober up.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

There's 0 chance that bitch didn't smoke that shit around the raccoon. He's probably addicted too!

[–] felykiosa 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Thats absolutely funny but when you think about it ,its horrible for him like he is addicted because of her

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Are you saying a raccoon from Ohio wouldn’t be expected to have a pipe?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Ohio coming for Florida's championship.