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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

These people fixate on the weirdest shit. People like my mom that lives in rural Oklahoma thinks ms13 is gonna kidnap one of her grandkids cause of these idiots. I can't even fight it anymore, some people WANT to live in fear

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I can't tell if people believe he is serious about being pope.

[–] [email protected] 156 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Im not religious anymore…

…but the Bible literally predicted this.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago (2 children)

As a former Christian, It's been SO hard keeping my non-faith while actively living at the same time as the Anti-Christ.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dude REALLY wants to be the anti-Christ, and the "Christians" that put him in office want that too. They think they'll be rewarded for putting their fellow humans(& the planet) through hell, and bringing on the end-of-days sooner, rather than later.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The Bible says there will be many antichrists. Anyone who contradicts Jesus' teachings, or misrepresents or misunderstands are antichrists. That would include misogynistic apostles. (1 John 2:18)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

American Christians are pure evil but there’s a lot going on now that lines up with warnings issued in their book

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[–] [email protected] 118 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If Obama had made a stupid meme dressed as the pope, "Christians" would have burned the White House to the ground, it would have literally started a war. Its absolutely INSANE to me how much this man gets away with. He's right, you really can do anything when you're rich.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It is white piece of human shit privilege.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Iono about the white part, Biden couldn't have pulled that off either.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's really as simple as Trump hating the right people. He hates the same people that his voters hate and because of that he can get away with almost anything. Trump voters have been waiting a long time for a president that will openly and unapologetically spew hatred. They ignore the fact he is a narcissistic lying idiot who does not stand for almost anything religious people claim they care about.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Oh yeah I totally get that, that was my point: it's not white privilege, it's just telling people what they want to hear.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago (7 children)

It must be embarrassing to be American.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

It's way past that now.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's the worst. Even on the state level. People in the state I'm from used to have a positive stereotype about them, so that I felt good about sharing where I grew up in conversation.

That state turned red and they've been legislating against anyone who isn't a white, straight, rich person. If people find out where I'm from, I have to do extra work to make sure people don't assume I'm a hateful idiot.

So that's what it's like, but on the international level now. I wish I had dual citizenship so I could at least travel internationally with a different passport (or relocate altogether). I know Americans have had a reputation of being rude or entitled abroad, but that's far better than people assuming I'm a Trump-loving, delusional, fascist.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Depending on your skill set, relocating is not such a big deal. Of course I understand that it's a leap of faith, if you don't have already connections to that place.

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Get in the spirit of the game, people!

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is this how we get the Orange Catholic Bible?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Frank Herbert was a genius writer, and we should never forget that.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's distracting from the fact that he called for all Democrats to be removed from Congress. It's a smokescreen bc of how ludicrous it is.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

As soon as the pope died I told my partner he would do this.

"Some say, not me, that I would be the best pope there ever was. I am the most wonderful christian man there is. The presidency has been very successful - just look at the polls! From today I declare myself POPE TRUMP!!! The DANGEROUS left will call me many nasty things, many bad things. They are deranged and nasty but I am now the pope and they will not do anything about it because they are WEAK. Some say Sleepy Joe Biden killed the pope, now I don't know if that is true, I don't think it is but it might be true, I don't know. KING POPE TRUMP 2028!!!"

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trump, that's not how it works.

Just because you ordered Vance to assassinate that old man doesn't mean you're the Pope. Vance, as his slayer, is the Pope now, so you have to kill Vance.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Trump has said that although he was “confirmed at a Presbyterian church as a child, I now consider myself to be a non-denominational Christian.”

Uhhhh....he's not even Catholic? That's kinda a prerequisite for THE LEADER OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH!

He's completely trolling, right? I mean it's gotta be cover for something happening that he wants to distract people from. He can't be that stupid that to think he can actually be Pope......can he?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

He's no stranger to becoming leader of something while having no idea how it works.

[–] captain_aggravated 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't think he's trolling, I think he's just that stupid.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pretty sure this is now illegal in Texas

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

It's only illegal for Democrats. Republicans won't be prosecuted.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

I say we nominate him for Sainthood...

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Again, this fully convinces me he definitely did NOT order the assassination of the pope.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

To be fair he is a molester

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What did it say that the president of the USA is non-stop pulling attention seeking stunts like your crazy aunt on Facebook? Guess it must be lonely being surrounded by sycophants.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Nah, he is just ~~gaslighting~~ overwhelming everyone. Tons of insane and insulting shit to occupy the media and people, so that he can pull all the stunts he he wants. Drowning everything in noise so that no one knows what to focus on anymore.

Don't get me wrong, he is batshit insane bud there is a certain method to his madness.

Edit: Looks like I was using 'gaslighting' incorrectly.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

What a weird cunt

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why does Trump fantasize about wearing a dress?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Because he already wears makeup, a girdle and spray tan. I’m all for it if it means he has to change jobs and gtfo

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Mr.-Having-a-good-time-ruining-everything

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What's is even happening in this country

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Yes please take him as the Pope and remove him from the presidency.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This guy reminds me of that movie Little Nicky where Satan’s son comes to earth and is preaching to a church congregation (while standing in a pizza? Am I remembering this accurately?).

He even paints his face orange like the devil lol

Edit: Here it is

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also, not news in my opinion. Sorry.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Exactly.

It's all meant to make people outraged and distracted, and we all keep falling for it.

Please let's not entertain completely absurd shit like that.

Imagine every time your boomer aunt posted that same shit Trump does on her Facebook it ended up in the news-- it's clearly delusional and giving it attention gives it validity even if it is only criticisms.

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