DEFINITION: 'LOVE' IS MAKING A SHOT TO THE KNEES OF A TARGET 120 KILOMETERS AWAY USING AN ARATECH SNIPER RIFLE WITH A TRI-LIGHT SCOPE. LOVE IS KNOWING YOUR TARGET, PUTTING THEM IN YOUR TARGETING RETICULE, AND TOGETHER, ACHIEVING A SINGULAR PURPOSE AGAINST STATISTICALLY LONG ODDS.
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NO. "VAMP" ISN'T FOR "VAMPIRE", IT'S BECAUSE HE'S BISEXUAL.
AAAH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN...
I HAVE NOT. COME THIS FAR.. TO DIE NOW!
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!
HOLY SHITBALLS BLESS THIS RAGGED BODY
AAAH, NOT INTO THE FOG!
BOLEK, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND?
WE ARE SO CLOSE TO OUR DESTINATION, WE ARE SO CLOSE! LIKE, LITERALLY, RIGHT THERE! AND THEN YOU JUST DECIDE, LIKE A SADISTIC PERSON, TO TURN INTO THE FOG AND KILL US! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU ARE A SADIST! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM! THAT'S IT! CALL MY AGENT! I WANT MY AGENT!
THE RAINS HAVE CEASED AND WE ARE GRACED WITH ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY. BUT YOU ARE NOT HERE TO SEE IT.
REMEMBER US! REMEMBER THAT WE ONCE LIVED!
TASTE COLD STEEL, FEEBLE CANNON RESTRAINT ROPE!
EXPLOSIONS! ๐ฅ
SURRENDER TO THIS PEAR.
SO MUCH TO DO, SO LITTLE TIME.
TAKE YOIR TIME, DON'T BE AFRAID.
THE DOOR IS STILL SHUT.
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE.
YOU'VE GONE...YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME, YOU CAMEL-MANNERED, TUNIC-WETTING MOLLYCODDLE! AN ARROW IN THE THROAT OUGHT TO SHUT YOU UP!
"PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION"
YOU ARE ALL WEAK, YOU ARE ALL BLEEDERS!
RAMIREZ! LAST MAG! MAKE IT COUNT!
ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL?
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!
SHAKE IT, BABY!
DID I EVER TELL YOU WHAT THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY IS ?
SHAKE IT BABY ๐ต๐ต๐
I GAZE INTO THE MIRROR. IN ITS REFLECTION, I SEE ONLY MY OWN MEANINGLESSNESS. AND SO I SCREAM.
YMMEL!?
I GOT A PRESENT FOR YA
YOU HEAR THAT NOAH? LANZ WANTS SOMETHING MEATIER!
PICK UP THAT CAN. (all caps seems appropriate here)
GIVE ME A BUCKET, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A BUCKET
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
THE BOXER AND THE MATADOR, WHAT ARE THEY GUARDING?
BYE BYE, DUDE!
CHEEEEESEEEE!!!! FOR EVERYONE!!!!
FUCK YOU, MISSILE
YOU FACE JARAXXUS, EREDAR LORD OF THE BURNING LEGION!
STRAP ONE ON, IT'S TIME TO JAM!