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[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Oh shit op be careful maybe the fbi tryna set you up. Kinda like a trap

[–] [email protected] 199 points 1 week ago (48 children)

Not relly an issue for you in this bathroom based on this pic, butt I absolutely fuckin' hate urinals without a divider. I went to go take leak, not go to an impromtu sausage party for fucks sake. Gimme some god damn privacy!

Who shares my sentiment?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Just look ahead and do your thing, then get outta there.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Hell when I was young you didn't even get urinals, it was just a trough.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Hell, in a lot of places they still have troughs.

Wrigley Park where the Chicago Cubs play still has troughs.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Lived in Australia for a couple years and those were super common in all sorts of public bathrooms. (schools, bars, libraries, clubs)

Basically just a wall covered in stainless steel, with a slope to a drain in the corner.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Saw a girl at big day out get sick of the lineup for the women's toilets, so she lined up at the men's urinals, had better aim than half the blokes there and got a round of applause when she finished.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Wait until you see the urinal in a rural fest made of just a 10m long pipe cut in half. Cheap and highly effective. Bonus point when they have a tablet at eye level to put your drink.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I once went to a large outdoor music festival. They had these round plastic units that had urinals shaped around the outside. So you're facing each other. Whilst I was using one a guy came over and said "Isn't it great that we can piss whilst staring into the eyes of another man!"

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[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 week ago (7 children)

My bf and I went to see Dethklok and DragonForce. We both went to the restroom at the same time.

I walked right the women’s room, went and then joked around with the other women about how we walked right in I left the restroom pushed my way through crowds, saw my partner was still standing in line, went to the bar, got drinks, then hung out until he was done.

IT WAS SO WEIRD AND AWESOME.

Also the concert was awesome.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Fuck, I want to see dethklok!!

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now its up to you to do the damage of 1000 men.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 week ago

I could try and get them all in a single wild stream, like an F1 victory champagne.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Was it ghost or sleep token, girls be loving those bands

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unbelievable guess! It wasn't, but she is also the world's biggest Ghost fan. She went to watch them a week or so ago and cried with happiness throughout.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I once accompanied a teenager to one of those horse-girl movies. The auditorium was completely full, and apart from two young women who seemed to be doing it ironically, I was the only adult in the theater. During the interval, I noticed how other adults handled it: They accompany the children to the movie theater and then have two hours to enjoy a few drinks.

[–] explodicle 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I always see the movie with the kids, no matter how juvenile. That way I'm more aware of what they're watching, and we can make inside jokes. Plus I didn't think I'd like Teen Titans Go until I saw the movie.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

This is my sentiment too. I have 2 years left until all my kids are adults. I fucking cherish this bullshit.

[–] PotentialProblem 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Both the Teen Titans Go show and movie are gold. I hope you’ve seen the “night begins to shine” episodes

[–] explodicle 2 points 6 days ago

It's on our car ride playlist.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wow, that’s even worse than when I went with my wife to a Bon Jovi concert!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The day I lost my wife, to Bon Jovi

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Oh man, I hope you had hearing protection..

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Oh mate, this is my favourite comment. It's about 32 hours later and my right ear is still ringing. Full on white noise. There was a point near the end of the concert where the band asked the crowd to scream as loud as they could. Fuck me, did they oblige. It was piercing.

I'm at another music venue tonight, a fraction of the size. I'm basically deaf. Last night was inescapable high pitched sound. Tonight is calming whale song in comparison.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

For future bouts of tinnitus put you palm over you ears with your fingers pointing behind you, cross your first two fingers of each hand, and flick the back of your head behind your ears couple times. It doesn't fix it but does give relief when the ringing gets intense.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

What? Ears facing behind you?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Not a joke, I have tinnitus and this is the only easy way to relieve it.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

That's a very off-putting mural for a restroom.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't get what's up with this picture. It looks like a normal bathroom to me. Honestly, it's surprisingly clean for a concert venue bathroom, if there's something that seems out of the ordinary here.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 week ago (5 children)

That's the point... There are barely any men at the specific concert.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Yeah took me a sec but then it clicked, glad I’m not alone (well, I guess I would be alone in that bathroom).

[–] [email protected] -2 points 6 days ago

I thought it was talking about race... The black walls and white porcelain...

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

As in its empty cause most of the bands fans are women?

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Why does the wall in the bathroom say "it wasn't me"?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

Picture this; we were both butt naked, bangin on the bathroom floor...

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

Shaggy was in attendance

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

Sweet, we can compliment each others dicks

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Damn now I want to go see this band so I can pee in peaceful solitude!

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