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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because a tiny bit of the top right square is missing, making the game invalid.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That’s horse dong from a knight that went OOB.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Ah yes, the Horse Dong Gambit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm thinking it's a really fat square hollow bishop

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't put your dong in that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I'm gonna do it

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

The black king is going to do an en passant.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

Because it's White's move.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

The queen is in love with the other king

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

The black bishop is standing up on the ropes, about to do a sweet jump

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's because the chess worm in the upper right corner forbids it. The chess worm is the real king, and the king piece you think you have checked is merely an illusion it is projecting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Praise the Shai-Hulud!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

The King can just walk along further to left and up/down. I can't believe how often people forget that the board is just a 2d projection of a torus…

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

It’s not gay if it’s in a three way.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Because its whites turn

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

The queen is secretly in an affair with the black king

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's because White King invited Black King to a special party involving the Queen, a ménage à trois.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Lesser known chess move like en passant. When you get into the ménage à trois board state you're forced to immediately stop the game and eiffel tower with your opponent and any 3rd party. Whoever cums first loses.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

because you didnt take the king yet

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

BBC from a distant corner!

Oh no the white queen is getting blacked!

He brought a CUCK CHAIR it's over folks!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Google en kingsant

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

exactly! there definitly isn't a queen/bishop in the top right corner 😃

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

There's an imposter among us.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I think that's a spitroast

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

No? If it was, he would've won