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And that’s basically it!
So, the russian agent side quest is nearly fool proofed and he’d really prefer the wealthy genius perception return?
Luckily that’s gone forever
Too late, shitbird.
He's taking the fall because of the lack of popularity gained by Trump.
It's great as we won't see his smug face paraded around the oval office.
However he need to remain vigilant as the department he helped create will not stop sitting all over the bureaucratic hardware of America.
Which is by design as bureaucrats resist change and try to come to the status quo. (I'd never thought I would write about the merits of bureaucracy).
He must be held accountable for that!
Billionaire oligarchs should have been stopped by peaceful means like taxes if they didn't want to be stopped the other way.
Fucking loser snowflake!!
The bully doesn't like being bullied, poor baby Mukus 😢
Awww, poor baby has had his fee fees hurt.
Caring face not found.
He won't
Fascists only leave power when they die
Nobody should listen to this fucking pathetic clown. He's extremely responsible (due to his sponsoring of the GOP) and aligns himself with vicious attacks on regular people from the right because of """DEI""" and the "woke mob". Elon is a pathetic scoundrel who lives and breathes hate through every orifice that he inhibits. His words mean nothing.
Cry more, stupid manchild.
He can't step out now. It's too late.
he means he wants to step down, and do it behind the scenes.
Don't you think he looks tired?
But there's so much more government inefficiency yet to find!
You know what bud, you got the cash to completely disappear and know one will make fun of you anymore.
Well we still will cause you're a Nazi fuck but hey at least you won't get your feelings hurt by actually seeing and hearing about it.
Take your money and fuck off. How can someone be so rich and still be a complete and utter moron.
Ooh. Let me try. “Fuck your feelings snowflake”.
QQ more. Don't think that people will forget who you really are.
I appreciate his hope that capitulation will grant him mercy, but I'm not buying a Tesla unless he kills himself.
All logical assessments aside, he's probably got plenty in ill-gotten gains squirrelled away in Crypto holdings.
Watch him run for office, against Trump.
Hahah too fucking late. You can't just "get out" of the public eye whenever you want loser
Booooohooooohooooo, those big meanies hurt my widdle feefees by resisting my fascist takeover! How can anybody be so heartless?
We've seen who you are. There is no way back for you.
