this post was submitted on 18 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The mute button doesn't seem to do anything

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

I guess you wanted to Enjoy the Silence? :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Squeeze it harder. Mine works.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Possibly the only Depeche Mode song that's in a major key.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In a way, it's really the rough draft of Erasure.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Vince Clarke is the common thread there, I like what he put out during his time as part of Yazoo too (probably their best known song).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Ahhhhhh I forgot that song existed.

Now my day is slightly better

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Ah, such a great song!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Interesting!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

This isn't too bad, but it's disqualified because the daughter delivers the punchline.