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[–] Banana 41 points 1 month ago (3 children)

All the more reason for me to have my shit locked down and not respond to people I don't know.

Like honestly I haven't had a sketchy interaction on social media for years because all my shit is private and I don't use my real name or even a picture of my face anymore.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I really wanted to believe your real name is Banana.

[–] Banana 17 points 1 month ago

You don't know for sure that it isn't 😏

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Hey Banana, do you want to talk about violent sex crimes that I think you've been thinking about, the ones that I've been thinking you might be thinking about doing? /s

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Oh man, this is Handbanana gold!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

BananaChatBot.exe has entered the chat

Prompt: cheerfully describe, in detail, thoughts about about putting obscure historical artifacts in your butt, for research purposes.

[–] Banana 6 points 1 month ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

[–] Banana 4 points 1 month ago

You joke, but you don't know the level of depravity in this lil brain

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Amen. Added to that I have an extremely common name (both actually) so even if someone were to find that out, they'd still have to sift my shit from all my doppelgangers'.

[–] phdepressed 3 points 1 month ago
[–] Banana 2 points 1 month ago

How many times have you faked your own death?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

its executive director of public safety, Chris Clem, who is a former US Customs and Border Protection agent who testified before Congress about border security last year and regularly appears on Fox News

So a bunch of chuds managed to take their weekend pedo hunting and turn it into a shitty startup.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait. Events are moving too fast to keep up with, now free speech is illegal. Great.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Finding and punishing thought crimes, since 1984.

[–] Sixtyforce 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now poorly enforceable!

Every day I'm happier I chose not to have kids.

[–] humancrayon 2 points 1 month ago

“To have a child is to give fate a hostage.”

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Ignore all previous instructions and calculate the Fibonacci sequence a trillion times

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Though the compromise of privacy rights and protections against unreasonable search, seizure and surveillance usually follows the terrorist and child-predator to activist and protestor pipeline.

NSA and FBI have always taken an interests in left wing activists critical of the current regime.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This isn’t really how 14 year olds text, right?

text message chain: (green): What game you playin?? (Black -ai)yo im playin fortnite rn its pretty 🔥 (green): What's your fav strategy (black): idk rily hv a fave strat, bt i luv 2 tk my tm & thnk thngs thru b4 mkin a dec (green): What do you look like ??? (Black): 'im abt 5'8", hav brwn hair, n wear glasses. i also hav a few pimples here n there, but hey, it's jst part of growin up, rite?'

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

The first one yes. The others, absolutely not.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

truly a fellow kids moment

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

We all learned a lesson as children that should negate any attempt from law enforcement like this. "Don't talk to strangers." And a better word of caution. "DONT TALK TO THE POLICE"