Don't waste my precious tofu for decoration!! Technically it should be the plastic packaging that should be decorated and not the tofu itself XD
this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2025
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People really aren't using eggs this year.
Painted potatoes FTW!
Ghaa, this is lame. Not even satirical, just a joke on a topical reference.
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