[Moved to [email protected], check pinned post.] iiiiiiitttttttttttt.

IT: Did you flush?

User: Yes, of course.

*IT goes to check and sees the toilet is un-flushed*

IT: Show me how you're flushing.

*User turns sink faucet on and off*

Instructions unclear bathroom doors locked and bathroom is rapidly filling with water, smarthome toilet giving segfault

This is literally how plumbers with a public phone line feel.