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[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Deadass im okay with naming it the trump train we can rename it later it would 100% get him to build it

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

All aboard the MAGA express

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would be happy if they just brought back the light rail that got people around in American cities 100 years ago before the car manufacturers bought up all the rail lines and shut them down. Crossing the country by train would be great but we need to be able to get across town first.

[–] mutual_ayed 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It was General Motors. The toons in the movie were a non-political allegory for the black communities that were destroyed in real life.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

well US could have been already working towards that if Elon did not derail all funds to his ridiculously failed hyperloop

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Surely nothing bad will follow Nazis building trains.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Trump supporters haven't figured out we don't just oppose them blindly, it's just almost all terrible ideas.

Throw a good idea out there like a high speed train, and we have no problem supporting it, because non-Maga are generally well adjusted humans capable of reasoning.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

I would be amazed if they can actually build the train using only American parts like they claim.

[–] mindbleach 10 points 2 days ago

Spoiler warning: this is the same kind of grift. They're not going to build anything. The money-addicts just say whatever lets them make line go up.

[–] [email protected] 104 points 3 days ago (4 children)

If trump managed to build effective high speed rail that goes coast to coast, hits more than just NYC and LA, and is affordable, I think history would probably end up forgiving him for a lot of shit.

Never gonna happen though.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I wouldn't trust it for a second. They'd use it to move minorities into camps more efficiently

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Arbeit Macht Frei, baby.

That's German for "All aboard the Trump Train!"

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Canadian here. No we fucking won't.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

And there is no forgiveness either.

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[–] [email protected] 151 points 3 days ago

Trump, a very stable genius knows high speed rail is a good idea. I am extremely against high speed rail as an antifa leftist.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

puts on red hat Yep just MAGA over here with my high speed rail and free universal healthcare, just as the founding Trumps intended

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Musk sabotaging this "centuries old technology" based project in 3...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Actually, Musk would embrace it and claim to invent the whole concept, say that no one has ever done it before, even while just rebranding a Siemens Mireo: https://tech.yahoo.com/transportation/articles/tesla-launches-worlds-first-electric-111535136.html

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I half remember something like that happening in Brazil. The right proposes something the left approves, there's no fight, they realize their mistake and start opposing their own idea.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (12 children)

Don't worry it will be bankrupt in no time like all the other Trump stuff including Casinos.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

It's high speed rail. I'm guessing the general attitude in here is that we don't want this to fail.

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[–] [email protected] 120 points 3 days ago (6 children)

carcinisation of mass transit – right-wingers and tech bros keep re-inventing the train

[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Except they always do it in the dumbest ways because they don't want to have to rub elbows with plebeians. They want their own private service, every time.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago

Trains used to have private cars, that's totally available to those shit bastards. Train don't care

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago (3 children)

what if we put everyone in an artillery shell and simply fired them along a ballistic arc toward their destination?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (9 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Finally, a way to get right wingers to support HSR.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 days ago (3 children)

This is exactly how you motivate a toddler.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Only 200mph tho? Kinda weaksauce compare to 🖐"CHINA"🤚

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

NO!!!!

LETS DIG A TUNNEL INSTEAD!!!

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[–] agamemnonymous 48 points 3 days ago (2 children)

On an unrelated note I, another scary leftist, am so triggered every time I see a Tesla. Right wingers switching to EVs really makes me feel like an owned lib.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I am for high speed rail, but I am 150% against the Trump train.

I would prefer my 200mph train to stay on the tracks.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Honestly at this point, we should just all fully get behind this tactic as I think it genuinely has a good shot of accomplishing more than taking politics seriously.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago (4 children)

The giant, gaping flaw in your idea is that it requires leftists to all rally together and cooperate on a unified plan and actually work together.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 days ago (6 children)

200mph? Like those french trains in the nineties?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I just got back from my local Trans Action Committee weekly meeting and interrupted their discussion on their plans to further subvert our children to ask them about this, and they hate the idea!

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Hitler made the trains run on time.

(Not really)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (3 children)

No, but Hitler built the Autobahn (mostly for war purposes) and to this day there a still a few Germans that use this for "at least he did something good".

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Not even that. The plans existed beforehand, and what the Nazis built was largely useless in war as rail logistics were way more important and the network was rather incomplete. What the Autobahn did enable, though, was the quick advance of allied troops. Parts of the Autobahn were also used as military airports which is why you see the current-day Autobahn make a weird curve around Ramstein Airbase. Those still exist but unlike in the cold war it's not airbases that can pop up within days but sections of paved median, with the barriers separating the directions being easily removable. That is, the runway is mostly in place, the rest would have to be constructed, OTOH it's dirt cheap to do.

Mostly, for the Nazis, it was a works programme. Millions of unemployed were put to the task under quite bad working conditions, the workers then wrote letters to the Führer portraying the bad, "Ungermanic, dishonourable" behaviour of their bosses, those letters never reached Hitler they reached the GeStaPo. C.f. "Wenn das der Führer wüsste".

Oh, EDIT, there's one good thing that came out of Nazi rule: They pushed full-grain bread, preferably rye, heavily. The whole ideology behind it was Nazi-typical bonkers, also preparation for a war economy, but the idea in general is definitely a good one and Germany kept its preference for at least partly full-grain as well as rye-heavy breads.

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