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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago

QRAlarm on the F-Droid or play store.

The alarm only go off after reading a QRcode that you can put on your bathroom or other place and ensure that you walk away from bed before turning it off.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

More dangerous - resting your eyes while driving to work in the morning.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

This is why I prefer public transit for my morning commute as opposed to driving.

You can doze off all you want without fear of killing someone. With how sleep deprived I usually am there's no way me forcing myself to drive in the morning is safe. Worst that can happen is the bus driver gets annoyed at you because you slept past the last stop.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I am genuinely finding that it'd easier to just force yourself to get straight up as soon as the alarm rings. Like peeling off a band-aid. Lying in bed after the alarm only makes you more and more drowsy. The more you snooze, the more your body wants to go back to sleep so you end up in this vicious cycle.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

I wish… I consistently wake up at least an hour early and am unable to go back to sleep…

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

Me too. And it's only getting worse as I age.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 20 hours ago

Must be nice being able to fall asleep after being woken up 😔

[–] coffeetastesbadlikecoffee 6 points 20 hours ago

I have failed this game twice this week already

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago

It feels so good though

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

There's more cocks on YT than I expected.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xDZsu4XgQsE

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I both need this and hate this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

i hate needing this

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Not as dangerous a game as doing it on an overnight drive.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I had to download an app on my phone where I can set multiple alarms for this exact reason! The first one goes off at 8am, then another one plays every half hour until I get up. It has an "extreme" setting for heavier sleepers where it keeps getting louder until you solve a math equation to turn it off again, but I only use that for special occasions lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

I have one that can only be turn off by reading a QRCode that I printed and put in the bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Which one is that? That sounds like an even better idea!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

QRAlarm on the F-Droid or PlayStore. You need to have some QR to scan already or print one.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

I do them in 15 min increments so I can snooze something every 6 minutes or whatever

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I love that app. I got it tuned just how I like it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I've used it for 10+ years, it's amazing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

I used it way back but haven't found anything comparable after going FOSS only. I miss the adaptive wake-up window.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

It's called "Alarm Clock Xtreme & Timer" but I do use it on android

[–] brbposting 3 points 1 day ago

“Siri work alarm 8am
Siri work alarm 8:15am
Siri work alarm 8:20am
….”

🙈

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

It’s like saying “hit me!” on a 20. You’re gonna lose, but it’s kinda fun.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This meme made me make more alarms

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Resting your eyes means going back to sleep

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If your on Android;

Amdroid is the best alarm app I'm aware of. (Called "Alarm clock for heavy sleepers" on play store)

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.amdroidalarmclock.amdroid

(Best few bucks Ive spent on an app, ad version just has ads in ui, nothing crazy) It has a feature where 5 min after you dismiss the alarm, it'll send a notification asking if your awake. If you don't respond after a while, the alarm goes again. (Times adjustable)

Sorry I've typed more than intended too, I'll put most under a spoiler so its not a wall of text....

wall of textIt also manages alarms setting as profiles, set up a few types of alarms once and when setting new alarms you only have to set a time and pick a profile.

Tons of different options; You can make them location or calendar dependent, make dismissing them require a certain light level or WiFi signal strength (go turn on a light or stand next to router in other room). You can make your self do some math or captcha to dismiss alarm (I have mine set to require a simple captcha when deleting,). You can make snooze duration get incrementally less, so maybe 10min, then 8, then 6 and so on...

Got a day off or need to wake up early one day, well you can skip or change the time for just the next time the alarm is supposed to go off, then it goes back to normal.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yup. Had that yesterday. Alarm turned off at 5:30 "mmmm lemme enjoy my warm bed for a tiny minute.." wake up and see 6:05 (the time I normally leave)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At least you still woke up in time to save it. My body does this too. I think it must have some kind of intrinsic clock.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It does make me incredibly fast too. I can get dressed, take a leak and get a lunch pack ready all within 5 minutes!

[–] WhyJiffie 1 points 16 hours ago

I'll assume you have taken the leak after going to the fridge

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Rest them from what? All that sleep?