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[–] [email protected] 182 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

No, you don't understand. Night City is a dystopia, so they use wrong manhole covers to show how corrupt this city is.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 weeks ago

Finally, someone on Lemmy that's media literate

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

Night City is a dystopia, so they use wrong manhole covers to show how corrupt this city is.

They use the cheapest they could get on hand. That's why it's the one rated for pedestrians rather than vehicles on the roads, obviously.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Bravo Vince!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wtf, I like cyberpunk now??

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You didn't like it before? It's epic.

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[–] [email protected] 123 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

Here is a deeper rabbit hole:

Wintermute (the author of that tweet) was the name of the admin of the original german lemmy instance "feddit.de". At some point Wintermute said they would go on vacation, I think to somewhere in asia. After that they were never heard from again and the instance decayed and we all had to move to feddit.org eventuall.

Now... what if Wintermute fell down a manhole cover??

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago

Wintermute is the name of a character from William Gibson's Neuromancer novels, so it's fairly common. But the German angle does add a bit of spice...

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

If this is true, fuck you it's all I can think about right now

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

It actually is. You can go to feddit.de communities and check the last posts.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Holy shit

I imagine he’s in a Burmese prison with J. Peterman

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

The joke is he got into trouble in North Korea. My head canon goes he started some shit with the authorities in Pyongyang because of the manholes.

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm comfortable with saying it fits as deliberate in-setting.

The manholes used are thinner and weaker, but cheaper to make. Night City would be the kind of place that would try to save cash on manhole covers, then if someone caves one in by driving over it, they charge the poor gonk for the replacement with a fine on top.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

the TÜV is tenacious enough to crush even the biggest megacorps!

Night City would not stand a chance

[–] [email protected] 74 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can't play the game until they are fixed.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

Literally unplayable

[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Instead of fixing the spec, they should make a "randomly falls through manhole cover" mechanic.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I believe it was there on release

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And people failed to understand why their heavy vehicles were getting stuck in roads.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 weeks ago

Don't worry. Someone wrote a mod to fix that issue

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I work in municipal development, and this is the kind of shit I notice all the time.

My job is to nitpick details.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Why have realistic graphics if you're going to ignore minor details like these ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Vibe coded and vibe manholed the whole game smh.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

This is one of the things that I love most about the internet.

Someone with a highly specialized field of knowledge is playing a game and sees something only a few people would know.

They use the internet to share that knowledge.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

I am too lazy to check, but did they by chance fix it? That would be even more hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I don't want to be too much of an asshole. In any case, I'd like more Germans being the meme Germans and less of them being the fax using, sending random pictures as Excel files and demanding answer in snail mail.

And yeah, I do work with quite a lot of legacy German industrial machinery. The average German I interact with is quite possibly closer to the end of their career than to the beginning. But on this particular lemming said experience is taxing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Well, did you request Passierschein A38, fill out form DK64, declare your intent using intent declaration form XY69, and fax it all to my butt?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Germans and Japanese are the Axis powers of fax machines

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

Anzeige ist raus

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

I'm always a little put off by games using inappropriate plugs and wall sockets for the nation or time period that the game is set in.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Can somebody explain why it makes sense that the green underlined number and the red circled number are not the same, please?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

DIN B125 is the class of manhole covers designated for Light to moderate loads. DIN 4271 is the standard for B125 covers that have vents. Obviously. Did you forget everything from German Manhole Cover Standards class at school? ;)

[–] rustydrd 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

DIN 4271 is the standard for B125 covers that have vents.

Yo dawg. I heard you like standards. So we defined some standards for your standards, and now you can standardize while you standardize.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

kids these day. the german education system really is falling apart. smh.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

The green is the correct standard and the red not being the same is what they are complaining about not being correct

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Boy, I really hope someone got fired for that blunder.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

A wizard did it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

I only know about “DIN” specification standards because of the recent New Mind video about washers 😭

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Buchstäblich unspielbar.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I'd leave the hole covers in place and add the code to have it break under weight.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Total Immersion Killer.

[–] Alk 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

In Cyberpunk 2077, I'm fairly certain most cars float. Correct me if I'm wrong because I haven't played in years.

If that's the case, that manhole cover is just fine.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Even if it is floating, it is still pressing on the ground with the same, if not more, force. The antigravity field has to be pushing against something.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

i was writing a response about aerodynamics and lift and then had flashbacks to my aerodynamics class and had a panic attack, so i'm not going to do that.

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