this post was submitted on 28 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago

The chef's kiss on this photo really is the ancient Toyota beside him that you just know has been chugging along for literally DECADES probably requiring nothing more than oil changes and tire replacements.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It hadn't occurred to me until seeing a few pics of these trucks falling apart: the longer they're in use/on the road, the more we're going to see just how lousy and glued-together these things really are. It hasn't even been 2 years since they started selling...i have a feeling we're going to see some pretty eye-opening failures as time marches on.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Immolating their passengers isn't eye opening enough?

[–] unconsciousvoidling 9 points 6 days ago

Musk is insane…now his new project(fuckup) is the US government. I can only imagine how much he is fucking that up.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

As is quite often, The Simpsons had a view on this...

[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Love the contrast between that piece of shit and the Toyota next to it that’ll keep running forever.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Those tiny little Toyota pickups were the best, I wish they still made them that small. Little 4banger motor, ain't gonna pull a yacht, but definitely good for moving stuff and better mpg.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

All I want is a LHD Kei truck with a CIWS on the back. Is that too much to ask?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

with a CIWS on the back.

pointed backwards for propulsion, right?

tho it would be fucking cool to see a cwis equipped kei pull up, drop it's support strut brace feet, and open fire on a rogue cybertruck lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Gimme that old chevy s-10

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Still do outside the US with the Hilux vs the Tacoma or whatever else.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yeah but is it really that small? Like old school 80s or 90s small.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The hilux is not but they have the hilux champ:

https://www.toyotahiluxchamp.com/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

my god, I love a utilitarian truck but fuck, that looks bad. goddamn.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah I'm not going to defend that.

I feel like there are much uglier cars for sale in 2025 though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

fo sho, and imminently preferable to a swastidumpster.

[–] flambonkscious 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

How did they make the front of the thing so ugly?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I can't answer that.

I find most new cars ugly but I just kind of get used to it over several years after which they're just cars.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

They're actually about the same size as they were in the late 90s.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Fair point, still like 5.5m long.

[–] jjagaimo 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I want me one of those or a kei truck. Id prefer electric if it were available but thinking of just getting a blown up older pickup and converting it to electric

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Hoping the Telo Truck ends up being nice. Supposed to launch later this year last I knew. Length of a mini cooper. 5ft bed, 8ft plywood fits if you fold seats. All around was pretty interesting. Most will hate the looks, but I kinda thought it was cool. 350mile range available. 4 seconds to 60

Edit: looks like they are saying 4.5 to 60 with 260 mile range for single batter

3.5 to 60 350 miles with dual

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

yeah really, really hoping this gets to production. would be a worthy replacement of my old element.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Toyota technicals coming to a civil war near you real soon.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just another right-leaning truck driver

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's all perfect until the wheels come off

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

beautiful contrast with the perfectly functional 30 year old toyota truck 🤌

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Let me guess .... been in the car-wash (or a mild rain) at some point in the last 48 hours

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

The wheel, just like the car's owner, became unhinged.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The tires are the one thing I’d expect to not become ruined from getting wet, but I previously thought that about vehicles in general.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Could be the active suspension failing on one side.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks more like the wheel fell off and the suspension is dragging

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Looks more like "it's busted, bro"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Everything’s computer!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Is it also leaving that white track on the road? Like some part below of it scratching the road..

I suspect that stuff laying around behind it, is also something falling out of it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Kinda looks like either the right side rear suspension collapsed and/or the wheel just fell off. I think the track is the damage to the road from the edge of the rear bumper dragging on the ground.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I’m assuming the front right tire had an unplanned spontaneous disconnection and that white stripe is the rim or even axle grinding down.

That’s what’s so exciting about this highly overvalued car company. The attention to quality engineering.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Is that supposed to happen?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'M FULL SELF DRIVING, BRO!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Depends on the distance to the nearest lake, or retention pond