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Swastidumpster Driving Perfectly on the Freeway (pawb.social)
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[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Love the contrast between that piece of shit and the Toyota next to it that’ll keep running forever.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Those tiny little Toyota pickups were the best, I wish they still made them that small. Little 4banger motor, ain't gonna pull a yacht, but definitely good for moving stuff and better mpg.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Still do outside the US with the Hilux vs the Tacoma or whatever else.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yeah but is it really that small? Like old school 80s or 90s small.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

They're actually about the same size as they were in the late 90s.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The hilux is not but they have the hilux champ:

https://www.toyotahiluxchamp.com/

[–] flambonkscious 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

How did they make the front of the thing so ugly?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I can't answer that.

I find most new cars ugly but I just kind of get used to it over several years after which they're just cars.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

my god, I love a utilitarian truck but fuck, that looks bad. goddamn.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah I'm not going to defend that.

I feel like there are much uglier cars for sale in 2025 though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

fo sho, and imminently preferable to a swastidumpster.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Fair point, still like 5.5m long.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

kei trucks

[–] jjagaimo 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I want me one of those or a kei truck. Id prefer electric if it were available but thinking of just getting a blown up older pickup and converting it to electric

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Hoping the Telo Truck ends up being nice. Supposed to launch later this year last I knew. Length of a mini cooper. 5ft bed, 8ft plywood fits if you fold seats. All around was pretty interesting. Most will hate the looks, but I kinda thought it was cool. 350mile range available. 4 seconds to 60

Edit: looks like they are saying 4.5 to 60 with 260 mile range for single batter

3.5 to 60 350 miles with dual

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

yeah really, really hoping this gets to production. would be a worthy replacement of my old element.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

All I want is a LHD Kei truck with a CIWS on the back. Is that too much to ask?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

with a CIWS on the back.

pointed backwards for propulsion, right?

tho it would be fucking cool to see a cwis equipped kei pull up, drop it's support strut brace feet, and open fire on a rogue cybertruck lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Gimme that old chevy s-10

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Toyota technicals coming to a civil war near you real soon.