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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Fark off. We're not giving you guys a goddamn thing. You are WAY too comfortable with doing nothing and compromising with 100% concentrated evil. I'll be voting for candidates who were born AFTER the Battle of the Bulge.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

"You don't have to do this, Joe, you really don't."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Fuck around and fuck off geezer

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Just retire already. I still regret my vote for him.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

No need for a new direction, right? Biden can run for president even if dead, and liberals would still vote for him.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Demonstrably liberals didn't vote for him, thus the fall into fascism, but he isn't campaigning he is fundraising.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Fucking Useless goofy ass Joe

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

two weeks ago i tried searching to figure out where the fuck Biden had gone. couldn't find a thing besides the talent agency he'd signed with

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

He's like 80yo. Let him be

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

By serving the facist tea?

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