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'sure that happened' but moving on from that and taking it from a comedic stance: The absolute chaos of balloon harnessed roadkill just floating into traffic idk, fucking amazing mental picture there, lmfao. Or just dropping in front of a school bus and splattering on the windshield, children screaming, etc. There's def a couple comedy sketches that could be done there.
I didn't understand any of that.
What is a wet specimen? Wouldn't it take a bunch of balloons to float roadkill?
Why is a wet specimen and flying roadkill similar?
I'll do you one better: what's roadkill?
Dinner.
Animals that have been hit, and killed, by cars.
a wet specimen is a dead creature preserved in liquid
Now I need to know how many dollar store balloons it takes to float a raccoon.
Somewhere between 500 and 2000, or more depending on weight.
There's a lot of optimization that can be done to make OEM raccoons flight worthy.
Yeah I knew anything bigger than a squirrel would require something ridiculous. I'm thinking even a squirrel would set you back a bit given the scarcity and price of helium. The balloon is the cheap part.
Can you imagine the confusion of a dead animal just falling in your front yard and witnessing that? This coworker's spawning a whole ass religion
The gods must be crazy
...I need to get funnier coworkers.
No, I think he's got a point
i am thoroughly disturbed