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[–] [email protected] 7 points 38 minutes ago (1 children)

I didn't understand any of that.

What is a wet specimen? Wouldn't it take a bunch of balloons to float roadkill?

Why is a wet specimen and flying roadkill similar?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 32 minutes ago

a wet specimen is a dead creature preserved in liquid

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Now I need to know how many dollar store balloons it takes to float a raccoon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Somewhere between 500 and 2000, or more depending on weight.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Can you imagine the confusion of a dead animal just falling in your front yard and witnessing that? This coworker's spawning a whole ass religion

[–] [email protected] 1 points 49 minutes ago

The gods must be crazy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

No, I think he's got a point

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 hours ago

...I need to get funnier coworkers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

i am thoroughly disturbed