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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Honestly, that's just bananas.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh brother this guy stinks!

Take your upvote e.e

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Wait till they post something about Planters... Waggles eyebrows

[–] [email protected] 198 points 3 days ago (7 children)

For context, this was back during that stupid time when people could buy Xitter authentication.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago

I don't think Xitter authentication existed in 1954...

[–] [email protected] 76 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Xitter

My apologies, but it’s Twitter for as long as that cock-sucking, ball-gargling, butt-plug-looking, fascist-asshole-of-a-non-tax-paying illegal immigrant piece-of-shit anal-bead-wannabe motherfucker who needs to get the Hell out of our goddamned country is alive and walking free.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Xitter is pronounced 'shitter' I'm pretty sure

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

That's how I will always pronounce it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I like to call it ex-twitter

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I get that you are trying to degrade and demoralize him, but please be aware that many of the insults and words you are using are offensive to various groups of people.. for example, my wife is a cock sucker, are you comparing my wife to this creep?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

I choose this guys cock-sucking wife

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (5 children)

The Gulf of America was really about Elon being salty bc we still call it Twitter, watch

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (3 children)

This is not toward you at all, but what in the ever loving is he out of his goddamned mind to think his feelings matter to us at all?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

He's a desperate autistic nerd who has unhealthy attitudes about love and companionship, everything he does is a cry for attention. He's honestly one of the cringiest people imaginable to me. He 100% needs people to think he's cool, which is as un-cool as it gets. The man is failing middle school social dynamics. Hell, elementary school dynamics. He's just so rich he can barge in anywhere he wants and force himself on a conversation.

It's pathetic. He's going to go down as one of the biggest fucking losers in history.

And for the record, I've got nothing against autistic nerds. I may well be one myself, and I know many. But this tool embodies the worst of it run rampant with power, and should serve as a cautionary tale.

...I'm kinda glad Lemmy is small right now because I have reason to be more cautious with my speech on public media these days. Although, if course, this will be used to crucify me later if needed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He 100% needs people to think he’s cool, which is as un-cool as it gets.

Are you saying that Musky is hip, cool, and 45?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Summed him up perfectly. Him being autistic might explain some of his traits, but it doesn't account for him being a complete cunt who knows exactly what he's doing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Tbh people always talk about his autism, but autism is utterly irrelevant. The things he does have nothing to do with autism, and we don't even need to get into the autism defense for that matter.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

It's funny and that's about the extent of how much it matters to us

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Twitter.com still brings you to the website, i imagine the trademark is still registered

So it is still correct to call it that

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Can you please not bring ball gags, butt plugs and anal beads into this topic, that's derogatory for these to be compared with that deformed mouldy balding shithead.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I second the motion. Sex kinks are ok as long as you're not hurting anyone, fucking the whole country without consent is not ok

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought that was still ongoing? When did they revert the change?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I thiiink there are multiple checkmarks now. General bought blue check marks and gold verified? I think...?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago

as opposed to this stupid time when people can do that.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

...isn't that still the case? They took it away, changed the color or something, and brought it back, didn't they?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You could buy Xitter authentication in 1954? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Can't people still buy the blue check?

[–] [email protected] 110 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was honestly surprised they casually acknowledged it like that

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Parody accounts. Both tweets are in fact real tweets. As we can see.

Actually strike that. I don’t know that. There are ways to alter pictures so I guess it could be fake in that they never were twated out by anyone on the site.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I have not tried it on Twitter, but it's extremely easy to use a browser's console and change any text on a webpage, so I'm not surprised it's fake

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 days ago

Fuck Dole and every family that still holds power from the coup.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Chiquita is a bad exploiting brand

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago (3 children)

At this point you might as well just assume every corporation is shit and be pleasantly surprised when you look them up.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

I mean, yeah, but Chiquita/United Fruit are on a whole different level. They're the ones who single-handedly destabilized a whole region, funding multinational death squads, coups and shit. That's the whole joke.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_Wars

Edit: to be honest, anyone unfamiliar with this period should brush up on it. This was the last time the US truly functioned as an empire (or tried to), and the key arguments are going to be the same now as they were then.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If aliens could judge us, they'd say: "So you are telling me, that humans have killed each other for imaginary lines on the ground; in the name of feckless leaders who don't give a fuck about you; and bananas?"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bananas are at least understandable, we gotta eat

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Or hoard if you’re Donkey Kong.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It's been 50 years, Chiquita should treat itself

[–] reev 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

It's been 30 years, Chiquita should treat itself.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

I miss the week where Twitter essentially allowed free speech for $15 before they shut it down after everyone immediately clowned on every single corporation and celebrity in existence.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

And thats why im not buying ur stupid bananas

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