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[–] lka1988 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

My wife was digging around under our bed for something and asked me to help pull her out, so I ran up and cried "oh no step-wife, you're stuck" and briefly dry humped her (don't worry I pulled ^her^ out). She said she bruised her ribs from laughing so hard πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Your wife sounds pretty chill lol

[–] lka1988 4 points 16 hours ago

She really is wonderful.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

She has a great sense of humour, you should marry her!

[–] lka1988 5 points 17 hours ago

I should! Just gotta grab her wedding ring so I can size a ring for her!

Seriously though, we actually joke about that all the time. We were good friends back in high school (way back in the 2000s), but "took the long way around" (long story), then reconnected and finally got married a couple years ago. Worked out great.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The β€œstep” is always super emphasized, likely due to the porn legal team on site staring daggers into the actors.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

It’s not actually illegal. It’s just weird.

The β€œstep” adds some plausible deniability so you don’t get as creeped out

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

Why is this post blurred? Doesn't make any sense.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

99%, if not more, of it isn't real anyway so it hardly matters.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's not incest if there isn't genetic overlap. Sorry. Don't care. Fuck it, I'm borderline asexual and hardly even look at any porn, let alone this niche of it, so I don't even have a horse in this race. As an outside observer, it's a stupid pointless manufactured conflict with no grounding in reality, only as real as superstition. I will never have any respect for anyone who gets hung up on something so trivial.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 17 hours ago

Weirdly angry take supporting fucking people you might see on holidays for the rest of your life - I can assure you if you get married, your partner may not love this scenario.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Re re re....repost.