I saw this posted on mastodon earlier today and didn't know what duffelblog was so I thought it was real.
this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2025
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They're not Zs
then what are they?
Try saying it out loud
I said Z out loud.
You're not expecting satire Pete Hegseth to be quoted saying "Zed" are you?
US: zed (/ˈzɛd/)
UK: zee (/ˈziː/)
I'm not sure the US military is all the way done repainting into woodland green, after all their adventures in the sandbox.
Now's the perfect time to bring back MERDC!
What the fuck I really ate the full bag of onions with this one…