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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

I saw this posted on mastodon earlier today and didn't know what duffelblog was so I thought it was real.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SomeAmateur 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I said Z out loud.

[–] SomeAmateur 0 points 1 week ago

You're not expecting satire Pete Hegseth to be quoted saying "Zed" are you?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

US: zed (/ˈzɛd/)

UK: zee (/ˈziː/)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not sure the US military is all the way done repainting into woodland green, after all their adventures in the sandbox.

[–] SomeAmateur 3 points 2 weeks ago

Now's the perfect time to bring back MERDC!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

What the fuck I really ate the full bag of onions with this one…