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[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My wife said "you could put 2 in one hole if you weren't a coward".

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago
  • Abraham Lincoln
[–] Fuck_u_spez_ 13 points 2 days ago

Sounds to me like she was trying to tell you something.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Everyone gets horny enough to fill the hole in their stomachs eventually

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You've got more than three. There's the A-hole, P-hole, V-hole, M-hole, two N-holes, and two E-holes. Then there are the manufactured holes: two H-holes when you make a fist, a TT-hole if you squeeze them together, a BB-hole if you're on the heavy side, and two T-holes for those with foot fetishes. There are up to 3 bonus holes if you have one or more of the various medical stoma, and two extra bonus holes if you're blind and have prosthetic eyes.

But you can get by with only one if you tie those sausages together end-to-end.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago

so many holes and you forgot the most important one.

1000001260

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

and two T-holes for those with foot fetishes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

This hole. It's... made for me.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

NOW YOU’RE A MAN! A MAN MAN MAN!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Great, now they need another sausage.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

This is the way

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

She pushed the sausage in her vagina and then another in her anus.

The sausage in her anus said "Holy shit! It's tight in here."

The one in her vagina looked surprised and said "Holy shit! A talking sausage!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There was a man named Quagmire that is said to have discovered a Fourth Hole.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Right there at the knee

But you have to believe it’s there

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Skill issue.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Damn girl, eat one at least idk

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Two girls can easily share and be air tight?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Two girls can easily share and be air tight?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

maybe the holes we have are just the friends we made along the way

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Maybe the sausages are the friends we made along the way

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Have you never heard of double anal?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

An extra in case you accidentally bite the first one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

A spare for if you're feeling confident today

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

The only limiting factor is imagination and pain tolerance

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

3 holes and 2 hands. If anything, you're a weiner short...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

It's just like a "baker's dozen."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

One of the uses of 'bound feet' was as an orafice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Otorhinolaryngologist rule

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Clearly someone hasn't heard about TAP.