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Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

A dairy dozen!

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago

First they say a dozen means nine, then they say eggs are dairy. Don't believe the lies.