I am very satisfied with this outcome
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Ceasefire Violation?
He died doing what he loved!
You wouldn't understand
Died in a rocket accident and quickloads didn't work
Guess I run into traffic, yelling and waving at the taxi that just deliberately passed me by. Then I get hit by a truck.
Self Explanatory actually.
Sleeping with the fishes
Digimon incident. I might cringe if I were alive to care.
Whatever it is, it's going to be the subject of several YouTube documentaries.
Well, my username is because I got tired of a website only allowing you to set opening all links in new tabs if you had an account, so it might be hard to die by internet tab. I also religiously close tabs as soon as I'm done, so I never have that many open. If we can loosen the rules: drowns by bad genie wish in tab cola.
If you have a mouse, try Ctrl+left click or maybe click the mouse wheel. If it's a touchscreen, try long-pressing a link to get your new tab option.
And now you don't need an account for that site. Have a nice account death?
I just got tired of always middle-clicking because I would inevitably forget to, close the tab I was using, and get annoyed. I actually ended up needing to post on that site eventually, so the account has purpose now, at least.
So many ways...
The US actually does invade, and I die in some kind of defensive gambit where they take more casualties than us.
Unfortunately, that's a vibe killer now, because it doesn't feel totally impossible and we still like each other. Sorry.
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By Japanese sword thrust
Don't! Sudoku is not the answer D:
Death by snu snu? Not really how I wanted to go -- unless it kills both of us.
Not sure how I die, but I guess I’m coming back to life after …
The fucking Russians, of course.
A remake of Alien but with a meerkat
Mine's pretty open-ended.
I'm going to go with gassing in a concentration camp for opposing the fascists.
History repeats itself.
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Too many pineapples
I cant die because some asshole cup threw me off a cliff and turned me into a Hylander.
Brake failure on a mountain road.
Silently hunted down by a mysterious lone wolf.
A detective stands over my lifeless body, Detective Salvitore is panting for air, desperate to catch up to her partner and mount the hill. She reaches the crest covered in sweat, vision blurring but enthused at the grim sight before Detective Glassgow.
Salvitore fumbles for her radio, wheezing a shaky "We... we... I... found-" before Glassgow cuts her off.
"Save it Sal, I already told them we found the vegan."
At least I would know what was coming, three would come before me.
Pulverized and set adrift as an interstellar cloud
🤷♂️
Alcoholism.
No doubt, it would be an epic tale.
Mine unlocks the cheat codes from Jedi knight 2. So probably dismembered by jedi or sith spawns
I choke to death while alone, try to self heimlich and fail. My body is found half eaten by my cats with my cold, dead hand still clutching the offending cheese toastie.
Raptured by the One True Dog
hmmm...
Hey, somebody left some perfectly good Swiss on this block of wood. How convenient, don’t mind if I d….*
Obesity, and bounciness.
Adorably.
Nihilistic fruit