Suicide I guess.
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A horrible accident involving a pair of eyeglasses.
Oh, no…
Adorably.
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In a blaze of TexMex
Choked to death by the Canadian Prime Minister.
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Brake failure on a mountain road.
Sleeping with the fishes
Yokai
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You wouldn't understand
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Too many pineapples
Shmurdered Murdered....
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Having the time of my life
A remake of Alien but with a meerkat
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spoiler
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Alcoholism.
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Ceasefire Violation?
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Mine's pretty open-ended.
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History repeats itself.
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Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?
At least I would know what was coming, three would come before me.
hmmm...
The US actually does invade, and I die in some kind of defensive gambit where they take more casualties than us.
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