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Do you think if he kneels down and kisses trump feet he would be okay? I’m so worried damn…

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 hour ago

He’s a business man who’s been bankrupt 6 times lmaoooo, gullible clowns

[–] [email protected] 3 points 34 minutes ago

Maybe, just fucking maybe, the government isnt a business and you should stop thinking the proven vampires of the world will somehow be good for us cattle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 55 minutes ago

He is doing something...for the insider traders. Where the OP lost 15% the insiders dumped off ahead of the storm and will buy the dip.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

There's no point trying to make rational arguments against something that's fundamentally irrational. Trump's tariffs are just more Rambo posturing for his diehard MAGA legions, who don't even understand that they're the ones paying the tariffs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 42 minutes ago

It's a page out of Putin's book make memes about the thing until it's normalised

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Those aren't TRUE CONSERVATIVES and will be banned shortly.

Only TRUE CONSERVATIVES who love licking that orange man's knob are allowed to comment in r/conservatives. Loyalty oaths will be presented shortly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

love licking that orange man’s knob

Well, I've been on Lemmy for all of four hours and just threw up in my mouth. Thanks for that!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

No, just thought of Canada being part of the US is just mind fucking blowing. People here besides the military have no clue what war fucking is. That alone is bonkers. Anything besides that is just as mind blowing. Not even a fucking conversation or thought to have. Canada is Canada and I’m glad to be their neighbor. Anyone want to grab a puppers?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I think the absurdity is the point. Putin wants America isolated, so he's having trump threaten our closest allies.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 41 minutes ago

Indeed. But my point is how in the hell do you even entertain that idea or finish a sentence like that post? Shouldn’t even be a topic nor a joke. Anyways….. I can go for a puppers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

Oh noes! Anyway.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Conservatives are for the most part still deluded into thinking that his goal is to "balance the trade deficit."

It's horseshit. That's not his goal, it's his pretense; the idiot reason he gives his idiot followers so that they don't see him for the Russian asset he is.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Believing that others in their tribe (who they THINK are in their tribe) are being truthful is probably the most ubiquitous flaw conservatives have.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

he is a business man

No he isn't. Everything she's ever touched turned to utter shit and went bankrupt. He bankrupted a casino. Like, how even do you do that? That's not incompetence, that requires a very specific skill set to do

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

He's not, he's a deranged rich kid who got old.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 hours ago

Not just one. He managed to bankrupt 3 or 4 casinos on the Jersey Shore in Atlantic City in the late 80s and early 90s.

That's like burning down a mint 4 times.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

is that not what a businessman does?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Things that make about as much sense as "Conservative Environmentalist":

  • Anarcho Bidenism
  • People that enjoy fruitcake
  • Jumbo shrimp
  • For Profit Social Services
  • Anarcho Capitalism
  • People referring to a lion being the ‘king of the jungle’ without realising lions don’t live in jungles.
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

Fruitcake is actually really nice, provided you make it yourself. Those bricks they sell in stores are nothing like the real thing. I think the store sold stuff is intended as replacements for structural support walls.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

If you toast it with peanut butter its almost edible.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I was shocked to see a poll show 13% of Canadians were on board.

I was not at all shocked to see conservatives misrepresenting that poll's finding.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 minutes ago

Alberta, Essentially Texas North. Heavily conservative, oil Sands, cowboy hats.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Every country has REALLY stupid people...

[–] [email protected] 50 points 13 hours ago

"we need someone to run the government like a business" "lets pick this guy with 40 bankruptcies" my guy even if the premise wasn't idiotic what did you think would happen

[–] [email protected] 22 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Not a business man, a con artist.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago

And when he does run an actual business, he tends to go bankrupt, and rarely profits more than a broad market index fund would.

In other words, he's objectively bad at business. He would be poor if he hadn't been born rich.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

“Filing for bankruptcy” was his entire strategy as a business man, though.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Watch out, he's starting to get ticked off! You don't understand, his investments are dipping!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 16 hours ago

Don't you understand, an actual person (him) is experiencing consequences! He's said all the right words and hated the correct kind of human, this should not be happening to him!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 16 hours ago

"filing for bankruptcy" is exactly Trump's plan for the nation, except instead o bankruptcy it'll be martial law

[–] [email protected] 19 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

They're pretty dumb, they keep saying "canada would be the 51st state" as if there aren't 10 provinces

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

They have to be accepted as one, just like we need 2 Dakotas and Carolinas.

The senate has to be balanced for Republicans, otherwise it's just not fair, you see?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

American media promotes Canada as a singular place. Seattle is in Washington, but Vancouver is in Canada; Detroit is in Michigan, but Toronto is in Canada. The idea that other countries can also be broken down into sub-national jurisdictions that are not politically or culturally aligned just doesn't come up.

That's a privilege reserved only for 'Murica.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 19 hours ago (3 children)
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