this post was submitted on 07 Mar 2025
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[Moved to [email protected], check pinned post.] iiiiiiitttttttttttt.

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That comment got me in the first half, not gonna lie

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, 3) started to confuse me before I got it 😁

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

I'm the other way around, started reading the top and thought 'what does an omelette have to do with a server.'

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Next time you're at a restaurant, you should say, "Sudo, can I have the lasagna as my main?"

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"[name] is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You'll still end up yelling at them, now over the correct pronunciation of sudo.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jraphics integreated format?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's giraffics you philistine!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

sudo su. I am the manager now. Give me all the lasagna you have.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Sorry, user aviationeast is not allowed to execute '/bin/su' as root on mintylasagna.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Super User Do, so soo doo.

[–] IrateAnteater 9 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but that sounds dumb, so it's soo doe.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

hold up, in what world is lasagna not a main?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

man lasagna

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Patron is not in sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sandwiches weren't cutting it?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I understood that reference.

https://xkcd.com/149/

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

And you get no lasagna because of elevating the normal question to an existential question.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Access Denied"

"YOU dare deny me!?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Kate Moss: "sudo THIS!" gunshot

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] threelonmusketeers 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Try this: ![](https://seafile.kitsuna.net/seafhttp/files/449a3276-4510-48ec-b299-37ee0028db41/VID_20230205205656.mp4)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Unfortunately those tokens to the exact file are temporary as you can see the one in your message has already expired. Discord is able to handle using the raw link and grabbing the video just fine but I'm sure it does some kind of mumbo jumbo magic in the background to make that work

[–] threelonmusketeers 1 points 1 month ago

Ah, I see. Thanks for the explanation!

[–] earphone843 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I hope I'm not the only one who says, "Bitch, I am the administrator," at their servers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Every single time Windows starts with some of its β€œyou need to request permission from the administrator to access this folder” BS. Bitch, I am the administrator.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

At first I was like 😑. But then I was like πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yelling at a server with hard drives decreases their performance.

Proof: https://youtu.be/tDacjrSCeq4?si=Stn_x59fA8_WsVJX

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

But disk-kun is doing his best, don't scream at him! (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

commands

I think I see the problem here.

Edit: /me looks at community name

Oh.

.... imma just head out.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yelling only makes them slower...at lwast the drives.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Oh, I got that reference ... and even if outdated, I still cannot import it in my headcanon. Just no.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

1 out of 10 people will get the joke.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

So half of people

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So 1 out of 10 people is or has has dealings with a furry? :)

This incident doesn't need to be reported ... :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Be careful yelling at servers, theres a frequency that wipes them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I mean, are they live rats? Guess I'm either letting them run off under the table or asking for a to-go bag.