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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago

I love shit like this so much. A handmade cake is a level of tetration above a store-bought.

Note that there's nothing wrong with a solid store-bought cake. I just value handmade extremely high.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Fix it:

Draw a big heart with an arrow through it. Emphasize the arrow.

I now it's supposed to represent Cupid, or some shit, but at some point in my life I looked at an arrow-through-heart and thought: "that's fucked up." Now I can't see it the other way.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

'I drew a mortally wounded vial organ for you, enjoy'

'I also cut off this plants genitalia for you, hope you like them'

[–] [email protected] 41 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 18 hours ago

This thread is incredible

[–] [email protected] 51 points 23 hours ago

Given one next year that says two years.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

WHAT'S YER OFFER?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The new Ring movie has dropped.

[–] pastermil 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So you watch some weird video and this cake shows up at your door or something?

[–] wander1236 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You watch the cake and some weird video shows up at your door

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago

I think you just came up with a plot that’s even more boring than The Ring.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

You read the message, and it starts bleeding before your eyes. Suddenly, the blood forms a crevice in the cake through which a hand pushes its way upwards, as if a corpse crawled from its grave...