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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you ever want to have a wicked argument, find a donkey.

There used to be a donkey that would be near the road I walked home from the pub on, I'd have full on drunken arguments with him, sometimes I'd lose the argument, he made some good points.

[–] agentshags 7 points 3 weeks ago

This is one of those comments that my brain will randomly remember months later as I chuckle

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago

I feel the same when meowing at cats.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

I was at a stop light once and there was a really cute cow in a trailer next to me and it stuck its tongue out at me when I rolled down my window to say hi and I lost my mind.