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[–] Gullible 51 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Don’t forget, the original size and appearance of the clothing doesn’t matter. A twink crop top will fit The Rock, and full plate will become a chainmail bikini on a feminine figure.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

first class in RPG character school is how to tailor clothes in the field

[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 days ago

Listen, it had higher stats

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

I had this exact one to one experience playing kingdom come deliverance a month back.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Sometimes they fall from the sky right at the start of the game.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Ahha Morrowind, such good times. I definitely killed myself with those boots at least a few times.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Yes, but they are fancy boots, your dead ass looked dead-ass sexy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Could be, it was like 10 years ago. I remember the side screaming out of the sky and looting the corpse to get something which launches you miles up with no damage reduction. Maybe I'm confusing for the boots of blinding speed which were also brilliant.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This looks more like a tax collector situation to me

[–] andrew_bidlaw 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What's the current meta in that quest?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Snitches end up in ditches, just pass it by

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Rocket propelled grenade games

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Just yesterday, I made the opposite miscorrection involuntarily when someone fired a bazooka at Green Arrow and Spartan was apparently startled by someone playing Neverwinter Nights 2.

..that might be one of the geekiest sentences I've ever written 😄

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Hitman also do be like that.

[–] ArbitraryValue 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

You can still get the experience when someone else commits murder, but only if you do at least one damage to the victim first.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

I'm told the government said they'd allow anyone involved in the murder, even if they didn't do any damage

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Is this Charlie Brown grown up?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

No, he found Charlie Brown's corpse earlier.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Was this also the original context of this comic?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Appears so, but it looks like it used to just say "RPG."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Yeah, I feel like it would have been funnier without the text

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

If I'm gonna make it to Louisville, I gotta make use of what I can. One can only stomp so many zombie heads.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Good grief.