Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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It was a pane staking effort.

I'm okay with the broken window, though. I have backups since I stole all my neighbor's windows.

Which was also a panes taking effort.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We all saw right through this joke.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Crystal clear

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I find it pretty translucent this joke went on too long. Double-dipping the punchline is a bit dorma.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Smashing!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

welcome to Linux. you can give your neighbor his spyware back

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I should have seen that one coming from a mile away.

Especially with the breakneck speed of that pun