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19-Year-Old DOGE Agent Running Out of Excuses for Why He Can’t Hang Out With Elon This Weekend (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Elon Musk is that guy who has a GameCube and Natty Ice and just wants to hang out and play with no pants on.

[–] Console_Modder 15 points 1 day ago

Bruh, the GameCube does not deserve this kind of slander

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Man do you like want to hang out, shoot some ketamine and watch YouTube videos?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

“Uh, I can’t man. My mom is really sick…”

<<keyboard clacking— silent pause>>

E: “No, I can see she’s not…” …. “…so ketamine and YouTube???”

“… sure, man.”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

With pretty much anyone else I'd accept

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

At least they're over 18, right?