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19-Year-Old DOGE Agent Running Out of Excuses for Why He Can’t Hang Out With Elon This Weekend (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

“Uh, I can’t man. My mom is really sick…”

<<keyboard clacking— silent pause>>

E: “No, I can see she’s not…” …. “…so ketamine and YouTube???”

“… sure, man.”