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I'm not sure if I would be honored or offended.

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[–] [email protected] 150 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Haha very cool, so what's your home address?"

" (⁠・⁠o⁠・⁠) "

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'd expect DutchBI! open up

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

AIVD, open up! As we say here

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In naam van Oranje, doe open de poort

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

In naam van de republiek bedoel je, vuile orangerist!

[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thinks it's more about getting a gesture of gratification. Most hackers would probably get sued instead 😅

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Probably not for informing people about vulnerabilities, especially if they don't publish it before talking to the government.

You really want to reward grey hats that tell you about security issues,

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes but sadly that's not what happens.

For example there was a security researcher that found out, the official api of some political party site here in Germany was leaking user data. Instead of thanking them an mitigating the issue, the researcher got sued and it was just dropped because of the public outcry.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

True, the CDU is a fossil and values apperance over progress.

[–] eestileib 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, they have "------ian" in the name of the party, obviously they're knuckle draggers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Anybody named Ian: ...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

cough Modern Solution GmbH cough

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

I would absolute love the shit out of that :-D

[–] eestileib 18 points 1 year ago

That's fucking rad. Kooniglijke dank u.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Well I haven’t hacked the Dutch government and I don’t have a shirt.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I haven't either, but if you go into enough souvenir stores in Utrecht...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is hilarious but why would they make it in English?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Lots of Dutch people speak English, and sadly its more convienient in our global world to print things like this in English.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That is such a boss t shirt. Hats off to you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Don't think it's Boss, it's probably unbranded

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Honorably offended.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Both but I would still laugh a bit