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[–] [email protected] 241 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (12 children)

That reminds me of back when I was in high school. The IT guy was a big gamer and had installed RainbowSix on all the machines in the computer lab so we could play against each other during lunch time including himself.

One stuck up, self-righteous teacher heard about the game and tried to have the IT guy delete it from all the computers because they were "violent games that had no business being in school". He refused and the school's administration seemed to have his back on it. So during a computer class she instructed the entire class to delete the game folder from their computer and empty the recycle bin and then leave the file explorer open so she could walk around and see that it has been done.

While everyone else were deleting theirs I copied the game folder on my machine elsewhere, then deleted the original to show her that it wasn't there anymore. After she was gone I moved the folder back where it belonged and shared it on the network so everyone else could copy it back into their computer. The following lunch break it took less than 5 minutes to get the game back on everyone's computer and we kept playing like nothing happened. Get fucked, hag.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

We just played Counter Strike 2D from a flash drive.

Those LAN parties with the entire class were insane and there was nothing they could do since it wasn't installed.

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[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 week ago (2 children)

IT is incompetent. You could easily disable ability to change desktop backgrounds for students

[–] [email protected] 112 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's school IT, so it was probably a teacher who 'knows computers' and not anyone with IT training.

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[–] sugar_in_your_tea 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or have student logins to track whodunnit.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When I was at school you could just boot Linux off a USB and had full access to the HDD.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I remember our stupid prank back in the day was to take a screenshot of your desktop, make it your background and delete all your icons.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Haha we all did that one. So funny watching angry teachers trying to click on things that were just screenshots. We also did it with things that were like annoying pop ups so you'd be really motivated to click to get rid of it.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Don't forget to flip the screenshot upside down, then flip the display on the monitor also upside down.

The computer will look normal, but the cursor will be move in the opposite direction.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

delete

You know you can just hide/show them in two clicks right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Hide desktop was the way to go on XP with this prank.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't get the "thin white line across" part. Could someone explain?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Certain types of computer monitors can get a hardware issue (read: broken) that results in a permanent thin white line across or down the screen.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Hmm, but if it was a hardware issue the thin white line should appear regardless of if the screenshot was edited.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

I guess anon wanted to mark the “trapped” computers

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago

He needs to set it to like 15 seconds so people think they are crazy for awhile. Needs to go back to normal faster. And then like 500 normal screens in the folder.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

We put midget porn on ours. They were on to us but no proof :D

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

This wasnt a prank but i grew up with linux on all my computers and they didnt allow linux on school computers but the it admin allowed me to install the windows hypervisor(idk the name) on it(apparently even if you have standard edition windows you can still install the packages for pro edition stuff) so from then on i just booted up windows to boot up linux.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

We had a "computer monitor" kid that could've been the base of the stereotype you have in your head right now.

He acted like a god, everyone knew a lot more than him, ended up never leaving and became head of IT there. Got busted creeping on school girls. Classic cliche.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Don't you have to be 18 to post on 4chan?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They said 2018 and the post was made in 2022

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We actually required active monitoring, because we knew how to change the .pwd files.

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