Lets go Danes!
this post was submitted on 10 Feb 2025
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Ok so the Danes get the west, Canada gets the north, Mexico gets as much of the south as they want, and the rest can be The United States Of Trump until it gets destroyed
Can you give some back to the First Nations people?
I wish. Unfortunately none of the governments staking claims give a shit about them.
Sorry, we're still only breaking treaties.
All the USofT will be First Nations Land after the civil war.
I think we're okay with letting Cascadia chart its own course and we hope to make use of its can-mex rail link.
Please! Please do it!
I would kill for some hygge right now
That's not very hygge of you.
thatsthejoke.org
I'll google this after, but what's hygge?
Asking for a friend
It roughly translates to “contentment and satisfaction with life”
This just in population of California grows by approx. 277 million people.
Please let this happen.
He’ll probably jump at the opportunity.
Can someone please annex Maryland while they're at?