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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I really don't get the bottom-right one

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The artist just thought if cows made tools they'd be primitive and weird-looking.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

you read my mind. I had the exact thought:

is this the cow tools of today

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The kid's been breaking the windows one-by-one with a paddle ball.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's a literally interpretation, but what is the joke? That even with the ball being on a string the kid still found a way to break all the windows?

[–] TriflingToad 2 points 9 hours ago

my guess is an arcade game where you break all the windows, kid saw it and did it irl?
honestly I don't understand like 50% of the comics here, I just see pixels and laugh 😅

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

As a deer hunter I accept the deer’s proposal. Lotta stress put on that shot, go ahead.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel like the last 2 frames are missing a subscript

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't think a caption would improve the vampire panel, the joke is pretty self evident.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah those are some goofy ass shoes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What shoes?

Those are shoe-pants.

[–] agamemnonymous 3 points 1 day ago

From what I can tell, he's got no pants, and has heels glued to the bottom of his feet

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i get the vampire one but what's with the others?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The invisible man is upset because his hot bar crush doesn't know he exists (how could she, the dude's invisible)

Hunters enjoy the sport of hunting. It would take the fun away if the animal killed itself. The deer is running a lose-lose gambit by killing itself

Kid loves smashing windows or sumn

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

The invisible man is upset because his hot bar crush doesn’t know he exists (how could she, the dude’s invisible)

I missed it the first time too, but that isn't what he's saying. She probably doesn't even know I don't exist. It's got a double-negative. If you cancel them out, you get: "She probably ~~doesn't even~~ know(s) I ~~don't~~ exist."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

you cannot just cancel out negations like that

he does not exist and she doesn't know it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

This reminds me of Shrek when Pinocchio gets around lying by saying "I don't know where he's not," but if you think about it for one second you'll see that knowing where someone is also means you know where they aren't at. So it's still a lie.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

maybe they're in a quantum superposition, you can never be sure

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Then you don't know where he is!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

no, if you know one of the places where he is you can just observe him and he will be there and then you know exactly where he is and is not

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

But you can't just magically remotely view somewhere you can't see.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

I interpret it as her being unaware of his nonexsistence.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This has such a tom the dancing bug feel. Love the hunter deer one.

[–] anomnom 3 points 18 hours ago

The moose one gave me Far Side memories. Actually most of them did.